• Laugh-out-loud engraving: “BRB… looking up my symptoms again” is permanently laser-etched—never a sticker, nev...

• Laugh-out-loud engraving: “BRB… looking up my symptoms again” is permanently laser-etched—never a sticker, never peels.
• 24 hrs cold / 8 hrs hot: Double-wall, vacuum-insulated 18/8 stainless steel keeps rosé crisp or coffee steaming through every shift.
• Perfect 12 oz size: Fits a generous pour of wine, cocktails, or your favorite cold brew.
• 10+ color options: Powder-coat finishes from classic matte black to pastel mint—pick one that matches your scrubs or sofa blanket.
• Clear press-fit lid: Helps prevent splashes during late-night WebMD sessions.
• Gift-ready: Ideal hypochondriac gift, nurse appreciation present, med-school graduation surprise, or self-care treat.
• Fast U.S. engraving & shipping: Crafted in-house by KC Cups, Leavenworth, Kansas. Personalization and bulk pricing available—just ask!

Stop doom-scrolling, start sipping

If Googling every sneeze is your hidden talent, meet the tumbler that gets you. The Internet Symptom Check wine cup turns “Wait, do I have that?” into a shared joke—making it the ultimate funny medical tumbler for nurses, doctors, med students, or anyone who’s ever typed “random headache meaning” at 2 a.m.

Built to last (unlike your last self-diagnosis):
Our precision laser engraving bites deep into the powder-coat, revealing a sleek stainless accent that won’t fade, crack, or ghost over time—so the laughter lasts as long as the cup.

Temperature you can trust:
Whether you’re hydrating between patient rounds or toasting to negative test results, this 12 oz stainless steel tumbler locks in flavor—ice-cold for a full day or steaming for the length of a double shift.

Make it yours:
Choose from a rainbow of durable finishes, then add a name, clinic logo, or inside joke at checkout for a totally personalized touch.

Ready to toast to better (self-diagnosed) health? Pick a color, tap “Add to Cart,” and we’ll engrave your new favorite cup today.

KC Cups – Small business craftsmanship, big-time humor.